🟡Policy Popcorn

Environmental Impact Assessment reads like a polite horoscope: great vibes, lots of “where feasible,” and a photo-op that ignores the clause.

Plastic bag ban season: big tote photo-ops, tiny loopholes. The ref watches fireworks while substitute plastics score. Who’s keeping the rulebook?

net zero by 2050 can be a plan—or a ceremonial postponement. Demand near-term milestones, real cuts, and honest carbon math.

Carbon credits: great plot device, shaky chemistry. Here’s the carbon market explained—plus the plot holes that turn offsets into fan fiction.

Paris is the world’s climate diet plan: everyone promises kale, then asks if fries count as vegetables. Which loophole makes you angriest?

Elections turn climate policy into Broadway: glittery promises, lobbyist intermissions, and the planet stuck in the nosebleeds.