December 2025 – Carbonated Opinions

The Wood Wide Web: How Trees Communicate Underground

Trees share resources and warnings through underground fungal networks. Discover the funny, fascinating science behind the wood wide web.

CEOs love planting trees for the camera. It’s PR, not policy. Demand targets, audits, and real cuts — not saplings and selfies.

Sustainability: 30% more buzzwords. Spot the spin, demand real numbers, and reward the boring fixes that actually work.

🟤Trash Talk / December 19, 2025 / Rob

I judge my recycling like a dating app. Refuse one single-use item this week and join the slightly smug club of bin whisperers.

Seaweed: the ocean’s indie celeb — photosynthesizing, gossiping, and secretly saving the planet.

Organic labels help, but they aren’t a climate cure. Learn why ‘organic’ alone won’t save the planet—think system, not sticker.

I confess: I adore my tumble dryer. A cheeky diary of eco-guilt and tiny, smart swaps—comfort and conscience can coexist.

Methane backpacks for cows sound clever — but do they actually cut emissions, or just look good in photos? A satirical look at climate gadgetry.

Seven sharp reasons the climate isn’t “fine” — from rude weather to traveling bugs. Read this and stop calling a fever “energetic.”