🟤Trash Talk

A witty, skeptical look at the circular economy: promising in theory, messy in practice — and what actually moves the needle.

I judge my recycling like a dating app. Refuse one single-use item this week and join the slightly smug club of bin whisperers.

If trash could write, it would be full of gossip—and passive-aggressive notes. Read ‘Landfill Diaries’ for a witty, clear look at why landfills matter and six tiny swaps you can try. Take the 7-day bin diary challenge and see what your bin is trying to tell you.

If you believe your recycling habit is just “being responsible”? Think again — it might be a full-blown recyclopath condition. From rinsing yogurt pots like relics to decoding the mysterious blue bin rules, this post dives into the hilarious (and heroic) rituals of obsessive recyclers — and why your inner raccoon-with-a-PhD deserves both therapy and a medal.