🟢Greenwashed & Loving It

Reusable bags aren’t salvation with handles. Use them dozens of times—or admit you’re just buying a tote-shaped feeling.

CEOs love planting trees for the camera. It’s PR, not policy. Demand targets, audits, and real cuts — not saplings and selfies.

That shiny green logo? It’s probably marketing, not a miracle. Learn quick tricks to spot eco-lies, dodge glossy traps, and nudge companies toward real fixes—without becoming the green police.

Airlines love to call themselves “eco-friendly”—usually after adding a pinch of sustainable fuel and a mountain of PR. Read this sharp take on why most airline green claims are theatre, and what actually cuts emissions (hint: it’s not the recycled cutlery).

Think that “recyclable” sticker makes your purchase eco-friendly? Spoiler: sometimes it’s just clever marketing. Read this short, sarcastic guide to spot the spin, avoid mixed-material traps, and push for real rules that make recycling actually work.