Jordan Reyes – Carbonated Opinions

Net Zero by 2050: A Love Letter to Procrastination

net zero by 2050 can be a plan—or a ceremonial postponement. Demand near-term milestones, real cuts, and honest carbon math.

Your carbon footprint isn’t a dance move. It’s the invisible baggage claim behind your latte, flights, and socks—and it won’t shrink on vibes alone.

Carbon credits: great plot device, shaky chemistry. Here’s the carbon market explained—plus the plot holes that turn offsets into fan fiction.

Eco friendly packaging won’t save you. Do the carbon math, skip the guilt cosplay, and make the big moves—then brag less.

Paris is the world’s climate diet plan: everyone promises kale, then asks if fries count as vegetables. Which loophole makes you angriest?

Elections turn climate policy into Broadway: glittery promises, lobbyist intermissions, and the planet stuck in the nosebleeds.

CEOs love planting trees for the camera. It’s PR, not policy. Demand targets, audits, and real cuts — not saplings and selfies.