November 2025

Photorealistic image of a raccoon in a green tie mowing a suburban lawn with a gas-powered mower emitting smoke, while a hedgehog in a green vest plants a tiny sapling nearby. Floating eco-badges hover above them, and a tipped coffee mug and boarding pass sit on a patio table in the background. The blog name “Carbonated Opinions” appears discreetly in the bottom-right corner.

Carbon Offsets: The Adult Version of ‘I Clean My Room Later’

Eco Mythbusters / November 5, 2025 / Rob

Offsets can help, but they’re no hall pass. Read a sharp, witty guide to when offsets work, when they’re greenwash, and how to actually cut your footprint (hint: reduce first, offset second).

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A fox in a blazer applies a “RECYCLABLE” sticker to a glossy pouch while a raccoon and gull inspect misleading packaging at a sorting table. Subtle landfill hint in background.

The Recyclable Lie: Packaging Edition

Greenwashed & Loving It / November 3, 2025 / Rob

Think that “recyclable” sticker makes your purchase eco-friendly? Spoiler: sometimes it’s just clever marketing. Read this short, sarcastic guide to spot the spin, avoid mixed-material traps, and push for real rules that make recycling actually work.

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